Your Last Hire

Pulls earnings, PPV sales, and chatter performance from OnlyFans and Stripe. Delivered to Slack every morning — no dashboard login needed.

Splits, payouts, and ad spend per creator assembled into a clean monthly statement. You just hit approve.

Sources and screens chatters and creators, schedules trials via your calendar, and reports who is actually converting.

Builds payout trackers, creator portals, and approval flows as deployed web apps with database and auth. No devs, no tickets.

Response times, sales per chatter, and queue backlog across every account — refreshed in real time, posted to your channel.

Pulls spend, last purchases, and preferences before a reply goes out, so every message lands like it remembers them.

Drafts PPV pitches and rebill nudges based on what is actually converting for that creator this week.

Flags missed upsells, slow replies, and off-tone messages, then nudges the chatter in DM with the fix.

Surfaces which PPVs and sets convert, the pricing sweet spot, and what to reshoot — per creator, not guesswork.

Builds posting schedules and repurposing briefs across creators and channels, then reminds the team what is due.

Tracks Meta and TikTok spend, CAC, and payback, attributes every whale to its creative, and flags what to scale.

Writes on-brand captions, mass-DM blasts, and welcome flows per creator. Ready to send, in their voice.

Calculates splits across creators and chatters, generates statements, and queues everything for one-click approval.

Reads invoices and contracts as PDFs, matches line items against agreements, and flags anything that looks off.

Updates your operating model with live earnings data and surfaces the variances from plan that actually matter.

Tracks missing inputs, nudges owners in Slack, syncs data between tools on schedule, and closes the loop for you.